Tuesday, March 29, 2011

MTV clearly does not understand matching dudes

Apparently MTV noticed that matching dudes were out and about before your humble writers even entered college.  It's tough to look at yourself in the mirror and admit that you are less culturally insightful than the network that brought us "16 and Pregnant" and "Tila Tequila."  Fortunately, their analysis of matching dudes is dumber than Carson Daly and  filled with thinly-veiled pitches for MTV programs.
We will refrain from cheap jokes about homosexuality.
I have never heard of Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado before, but apparently they are much cooler than me, as they have have their own TV show and I only have poorly made home videos.  MTV titles the article, "Nothing says 'Bromance' quite like matching outfits."  Really?  The way to show how tight you are with your main bro is to wear the same stuff?  The dude on the left stuffed a whistle in his mouth so we wouldn't scream at his bro for rocking the same shirt.  Put the megaphone down and change your clothes!  Shame on Levis jeans for sponsoring this fiasco.  The article goes on to say, "Something about two Hills dudes in matching refs outfits just SCREAMS one-liner, but -- despite our best efforts -- we're just not sure we've come up with the winning punchline."  Perhaps they should check out this website for some comedic inspiration.  One-liners about matching dudes?  We spit those like...never mind.  Refer to the above caption.

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