Man's best friend, matching style

Twins are about as close as nature gets to matching dudes, so you'd think they'd try to distinguish themselves as unique individuals.  But I knew these two guys in middle school whose mom would pick them the same outfits every morning.  Talk about oppression of little matching dudes.  The guys in this picture aren't wearing the EXACT same shirt, but it's pretty damn close.  And they're standing in the same pose, holding nearly identical dogs. 

The patterns on their shirts have creepy, almost optical illusion-like effects that really draw you in.  Wait, so that wasn't a Listerine breath strip, bro?

Oppression of little matching dudes crosses international boundaries

Of course soccer moms embarrass their kids by making them match, but you'd think the Royal Family would have some more sensible wardrobe staff.  At least England has learned the lesson of marrying commoners now.  The incestuous efforts to keep royal weddings among royals only made Europe a really freaky place in centuries past.