You may have noticed that matching dudes are not only a problem in the younger generation. I count four matching old folk in this picture, one lady to three men. Second from the left might be eating his own hand. Heed this warning, matching dudes: as you enter your twilight years, there will not be many chicks willing to stick around if you insist on wearing the same stuff as your pals. It doesn't help if none of you has a full head of hair.
|Yes, I am mocking their lack of girls as I make a post on Friday night|