Ed. note: No, I don't know why the video lasts for five minutes or why the sweet music takes twenty seconds to start playing.
I'm sick and tired of all these dudes trying to pass themselves off as matching when they are not. QUIT SMILING! I'll admit, this one here almost fooled me. Then I remembered I didn't have a social life and made a short video picking apart the ways in which the dudes are not matching. Any single ladies, I don't have plans tomorrow night. Unless I decide to make another video.