Matching Dudes hit Chipotle

After a nice relaxing mani and pedi, these matching dudes decided to binge and purge at Chipotle. Just look at the amount of make up on the matching dude to the left.

Props to baby dorenbusch for catching these doofs mid-munch.

Hilarious

hahaha

Matching Dudes Do Brunch

Care for some crêpes, matching dudes?

Once a Matching Dude, always a Matching Dude

Willard (bottom right Matching Dude) has been creepily watching your sister shower for years now. As for the gent on the left, he just doesn't like tomatoes.

Happy Halloween.

Lisa Lampanelli

woof.

Baaaa-oardwalk Empire

Nucky the goat.

Close Encounters of the Matching Dude

After two non-fat, no-whip mochas, this enthusiastic duo hit the tailgates. To their dismay, Greek Salads and Cosmo magazines were hard to find out there.

Nice try, matching dudes.

Lane.0

Tosh is legit, but Kiffin sits to pee. Go Irish

That Eagle Looks Like A Seagull

American Eagle noun

1. store where people with style shop. Kids who wear sunglasses at night often wear AE and get real giddy about matching other dudes.

Matching Dude 1: Hey bros, great shirt choice tonight! We look awesome together, like a team of super heroes.

Matching Dude 2: It's like I always say...Guys who wear AE make the girls melt. Like me. I get more girls than the stud who wears wal-mart.

Matching Dude 3: Cat piss!

Matching Dudes Circa '84

The fupa on that mom is massive.

On an unrelated note, I'd like to thank Ramos for flooding our site with men's body shaving advertisements.

Lock, Stock, and Two Matching Dudes

You know you really suck when you hit an empty bar and still manage to find a dude wearing the same shirt.

We're down, but not out.

We will be back posting soon. I think.

In the mean time, ponder about our new up-and-coming website www.2kegsnogirlfriend.com

- Management

Matching dudes sniped from distance

The ol' driveby. This is how Jack Lee and I founded the masterpiece that is matchingdudes.com. Let me take you on a little history lesson of our founding fathers:

After a rather long night 'out on the town,' (which involved numerous high-fives and shoo-ing away flocks of women) Jack Lee and I cruised the streets of D.C. As we approached a pack of 5 dudes wearing matching red-striped polos, we yelled out at them 'matching dudes!' which obviously ruined their day and probably led to an early afternoon wardrobe change. And thats how it all began ladies and gents.

But the driveby is the perfect opportunity to yell out your window and heckle some matching dudes. Whenever somebody takes the time to yell out their car window at you, you probably really suck. Like these guys. Tisk, tisk, matching dudes.

8 dudes 1 booth

First off, Fisher sucks. Can somebody tell these guys that wearing matching green polos and khakis to the bar isn't going to get them any ladies? Now I know what RA's do for fun. Wild times. Props to my girl KK for catching these guys red handed.

Mini golf matching dudes

It's wednesday night in Mishawaka. Where was I? At a Putt-Putt tournament of course. Why? Because I am awesome. Clearly the coolest kid there. But hey, anybody would look good next to a bunch of doofs in NASCAR tees and jean shorts.

After I sank my hole- in-one at the 18th (obviously), I was presented with these winners.

1) They are wearing jean shorts

2) They are matching

3) They are at a wednesday night Putt-Putt tournament.

Almost as embarrassing as Brett Farve's genitalia.

Ol Greg spread

ol' greg in action. just look at the athleticism

ol' greg enjoying some coke

last, but not least, ol' greg staring into the eyes of a grown man while sucking his thumb.

Ol' Greg diss track

A few of you may know our pal Ol' Greg.  Greggy recently announced publicly that he was sick of us not releasing new material.  True, the posts have been few and far between, but Scoops, Bum Fluff and me haven't had the hours of schooltime studying that allow the unique creativity only procrastination can produce. (Actually, I think Scoops has had a micromolecular physiology class or something, but he spends his downtime sunbathing and researching "two dad" families.)  Pretty sure this photo is a repost, but we can't allow this cat to talk smack on the site without retaliation.  So, folks, take a peek at the second "man" from the right.  And check out these matching jorts dudes.

I'm sorry it came to this.

Matching dudes!

The Japanese women's soccer team. I'm back bitches

DC Chilling

This picture's kinda unfocused, but that's what you get when you use your flip phone to photograph people's shoes on the Metro.  Weird move?  Yes, but you haven't lived until you've seen an entire family of Arab tourists sporting matching Lacoste velcro sneakers.  Mom, dad, kids, baby in the stroller, the works.  Happy Fourth people.

Brokeback matching dudes

Antcomic.com captioned this photo by saying that the dudes "look like they belong to some weird, middle aged man’s sex club."  I don't have much experience with such organizations, but while they probably use a lot of leather, I doubt many of them feature this much clothing.  These guys are actually members of the band "Grupo Pesado," though, which translates to "Heavy Group."  So anything's possible.

Don't stand so close to me

At first glance, it seems like these matching dudes are standing at the urinals.  Rule number one of pissing next to a dude is to get in and get out as quickly as possible without looking at anything, kind of like the rule for having sex with an ugly girl.  Upon closer examination, I think they're just chilling in a non-bathroom, but it still looks like the dude in the yellow hat is scoping his bro's junk. 

Matching Douches

Even with a receding hairline and 1/2 inch of hair, pudge on the left still managed to get some hair gel in. His head looks like it belongs on a pool table. As for Brock here on the right, he waxed his chest to make sure he gets the best looking 15 year old girl out there. Happy Spring Break, douches. Thanks to www.dudeswearingwhitesunglasses.com for this pic.

Here's to Budweiser and Dunkin' Donuts

Not Labatt Blue and Tim Horton's.  It's always nice to see a team from the good ol' US of A beat the Canadians at their own game, especially when the MVP is an actual American.  Even if the winning team features that dumb lurp Zdeno Chara.  I'm not much for Boston sports these days, but I like horse cops and the French language even less.  Question of the day: do Canadian women shave their body hair?

The 2011 Bruins, matching their way to victory

Silly Canadians

Is Godzilla on the Plane?

Herrrrrroo somebody prease help! Our prane is crashing! Why didn't I just take my honda civic!

I'm surprised this bitch isn't throwing up the peace sign. By the way, why the fuck are there so many Asians on this plane? Must be an anime convention somewhere.

Halloween for the socially inept

We often make fun of random nerds on this site by saying that they belong at Comic Con.  Here are some pictures of actual Comic Con attendees matching each other, and one of Megan Fox displaying both her massive thumbs.  FYI, the next show is July 21-24 in San Diego.  It might be the ideal spot to point out minor plot inconsistencies in Friday's big release, The Green Lantern.  They say there's someone for everyone, and if you know that kind of stuff, your "someone" is probably not at the local bar.  They only leave their apartment to go to the comic book store and bark at passersby.

Honestly, who would dump whom?

Divorce in three, therapy for kids in fifteen

Hey

Better hope she's not into butt play

Fat guy in a matching dude

Look at his jug of juice. it looks rather small, right? Watch out for our new website in the works: Fatpeoplemakingregularobjectslooksmall.com

Matching Du....what?!?

What is that? Is that a dude or a chick? or a heshe? or dudeguy? Whatever it is it's matching. For the meantime, ill go back to listening to Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night." Why do you ask? Because Katy Perry is the tits. 'Nuff said.

Kiss them, they're Irish

The Chive recently presented this photo gallery of hot Irish women, and I couldn't help but notice that these dimes were very much matching girls.  I love Irish chicks (cliché, I know), so I had to pass the picture along in case you've been stuck in Saskatchewan and haven't seen many cute girls this summer.  Ladies, if you're thinking about making a submission to our lovely little site, this kind of stuff is exactly what we're looking for.  Or maybe some bikini pics for those guys up in Canada.  They probably don't have beaches there.

Time to fall off the bandwagon

A while ago, we posted a feature on the best classic NBA jerseys.  I was going to keep the series going, like by examining the worst jerseys of the past decade, but then I got drunk and forgot.  Had I remained sober and allowed the creative juices to flow uninhibited, this uniform would have topped the list:

It's not that the Heat jersey is horrifically ugly or poorly fitted, but since Bosh and James joined the party it's come to symbolize all that's wrong with professional sports these days-greed, selfishness, backroom collaboration, slutty moms-wait, I like those.  Anyways, congrats to the Mavs for helping LeBron prove that he'll never be greater than Jordan.  Maybe Rashard Lewis did bang his girl.  Hopefully Dirk will too.

Four score and seven matches ago

One of our readers is a closet art connoisseur and sent us this photo of a painting he saw at a gallery.  Of course, he was at the Rijksmuseum, which is located in Amsterdam, so he may have been "appreciating" the colors and contrasts a little more than most.  His state of mind may also explain why he glossed over the common museum rule prohibiting photographs.  Thanks bud, we're probably committing some huge copyright infringement just posting this.  Totally worth the lawsuit, though-I love how Verne Troyer on the right is brandishing his cane aggressively at Alien Lady for forcing him and Old School Danny McBride to sport matching duds in the family portrait.  Why doesn't she have to wear an ugly brown frock?  I don't know, but Mini Me looks like he's about to make that bitch pay.

Matching dudes invade the streets of Dublin

San Francisco is quite a walk from Dublin fellas.

I just threw up in my mouth

It's pretty bad when moms make their kids dress the same.  It's even worse when they drag their husbands into the equation.  Nobody likes a matching couple, not even the couple itself.  Other people hate it because it's creepy, blurs gender lines, and probably smells like two people who use the same shampoo.  The couple obviously does not like itself, and that's why its two members are matching-to mask their relationship insecurities with a show of perfect apparel harmony.  This is a shot from a How I Met Your Mother scene in which Lily and Marshall wear matching track suits.  Spoiler alert: God spites them by making them temporarily infertile.  To me, that sounds like an excuse to stop using condoms; to married people, it apparently means failure.  If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: don't match your spouse.  It's worse than tight underwear for babymaking, and God hates it more than children in Chernobyl.

"Barney's Favorite Things" made of velour

Don't wear cargo shorts at your own wedding...

This is a really weird wedding.  Most people are dressed like they're going bowling, or perhaps enjoying forties of Bud Heavy on the beach in Daytona.  The groomsmen are matching as per tradition, but here they're rocking khaki shorts and orange button downs.  Maybe the classiest people in the whole video.  Really makes you think-if that guy can meet his future wife at a Hooters, maybe I could find "the one" walking on a street corner in a mini skirt or at a Methadone clinic.  Fingers crossed.

Thanks to BroBible for the link.

Take a gander at these matching dudes

Looks like Dale over here shanked his tee shot on the 14th. Little did he know he'd run into some matching dudes. Luckily, the only time a pink polo is acceptable is when it's worn to avoid a match. Just like Dale, I'd much rather take in a bunch of radiation than match some dudes. And for that, we thank you Dale.

Asians strike back

They must be at Disneyland.

Matching leads to mistaken identity

In this 30 second spot, a woman feeds McDonalds oatmeal (which sounds gross) to the wrong guy because he's wearing the exact same outfit as her husband.  Honest mistake, but why is her real husband also clothed like a middle-aged father of two who drives a Town & Country into the accounting office from New Jersey every morning?  These guys wouldn't have matched if the husband dressed his age, and she wouldn't have let a stranger lick her spoon.  I'm just waiting for a condom commercial in which a chick accidentally sleeps with a dude who was dressed like her man and doesn't realize it till halfway through.  "Trojan: Because it might not be your boyfriend."

Repressed memories

You may recall the public awareness campaign we launched to stop the widespread parental oppression of little matching dudes.  The idea for Little Matching Dude Awareness Month was conceived by our very own Scoops, and now we know why: he himself was subjected to this torture as a child.  This is a picture of him with his award-winning ballet team, circa 2003.  We hear he received an individual trophy for doing the best grand plié in the third position.

Back row, third from right

The White Trash Bash

I was at the Indy 500 this weekend, and I hoped to come back with some hilarious pics, but life had other plans for me.  Double vision makes every person look like a pair of matching dudes, and I just wasn't up to the task of snapping photos/standing up.  The general lack of shirts at the event really kills the number of matching photo ops, but thankfully our friends scattered around the internet have made some funny ones available.

Typical-looking fans, matching shorts

This is why band people have to date each other

The only jeans not cut off slightly below the knee

 See more Indy 500 pics, after the jump.

The Red Vest is Finally Put to Rest

I don't give a shit about Tressel or OSU, but at least his resignation gives me an excuse to post this pic.

Happy Memorial Day

On this national holiday, join us for a minute in remembering those who have bravely donned American uniforms in wars past.

Justin Bieber Wants His Hair Back

Quick word of advice - if you find that people often question your sexually, please do not get caught matching a dude with the same problem.

While their shirts do not match to the T, these pretty boys get together every Friday afternoon for a matching beauty routine that only rivals the manly upkeep of a former matchee. First, they hit Tanfastic Tans. Next, its off to Little Korea for a nice mani/pedi treatment, and don't forget the eyebrow waxing. The boys then grab greek salads and head home to freshen up, which means dabbing on some blush for the dude on the right. The night promises to be full of dudes, tight costumes, and male-on-male contact - and I'm talking high school wrestling.

Take a big whiff of these matching dudes

sweet shades, bro. i'm sure all the other grads thought you were real tough

Taylor Swift and Natalie Portman: matching sounds

I've always been conflicted about whether or not I like Taylor Swift's music.  On the one hand, she has a really sexy voice and catchy songs.  On the other, her lyrics reflect the romantic depth of a Disney plotline.  Until she dropped "Back to December," pretty much every song consisted of 1. Today Prince Charming picked me up on the back of his horse or 2. I'm too scared to tell you that I love you, so I'll just be your best friend while you date the popular girl.  I'm not trying to imply that I'm an emotionally mature guy; quite the contrary, just ask any chick I've ever interacted with.  I'm just saying that Taylor Swift's lyrics are childish and send the wrong message about love to her young fans.  Which made her foray into the rap game all the more interesting:

Despite being 19 when she and T-Pain released this song at the CMT awards, Taylor brags about living with her parents and not going to clubs.  Weird.  Anyway, when I first heard the song, the only thing I could think of was Natalie Portman's rap on SNL from three years before.

Compare Taylor Swift and Natalie Portman as rappers, after the jump.

Polos. Fresh, yet quite dangerous.

The black polo. Respectable in the collegiate community. Worn by many. But when you arrive at the party and Johnny Bravo (right) rolls up wearing the same black polo, you're toast. The fella on the left made sure that everyone knew that he was wearing Polo and not some lame knock off that his mom picked up at the neighborhood Kohls. That would be super embarrassing. Props to my boy Luch for shooting this gem my way.

Have another shirt

Not again!  Just days ago we ridiculed Bum Fluff for matching a dude, and then an anonymous tipster sends us this photo.  This one's no accident, either.  It looks like Bum Fluff has decided to live a life of matching and letting older gents buy him Sex on the Beach drinks at jazz clubs.  If it's gonna lead to awful life decisions like the one pictured above, I don't think either matching dude needs to have another beer.  They're already all tangled up in the back booth at what appears to be a bar for kindergarteners who just learned to doodle.  I don't think I need to explain why it's wrong to give beer to six year olds.  If you don't understand, you may be destined for a life matching this crew: