Sunday, May 22, 2011

Have another shirt

Not again!  Just days ago we ridiculed Bum Fluff for matching a dude, and then an anonymous tipster sends us this photo.  This one's no accident, either.  It looks like Bum Fluff has decided to live a life of matching and letting older gents buy him Sex on the Beach drinks at jazz clubs.  If it's gonna lead to awful life decisions like the one pictured above, I don't think either matching dude needs to have another beer.  They're already all tangled up in the back booth at what appears to be a bar for kindergarteners who just learned to doodle.  I don't think I need to explain why it's wrong to give beer to six year olds.  If you don't understand, you may be destined for a life matching this crew:

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