I don't like secret plots. Dan Brown books freak me out, the Freemasons scare me, and I couldn't sleep for two days after I watched Loose Change. Sadly, I think I just discovered a new one: there is a treacherous confederacy of matching dudes seeking to change the world, and like Scientology, they're winning celebrity converts. One of their most influential? The Lonely Island. Yes, the hilarious hip-hop comedy troupe behind "Jizz in my Pants" and "I'm on a Boat" is scheming against freedom and individuality everywhere. They're not subtle either; in almost every photo shoot, they wear the same stuff. Weird.
Check out more photographic evidence, and some videos, after the jump. It's frightening stuff.
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| Turtleneck & Chain album cover |
Creeping around with Nicki Minaj, all wearing grey suits
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| Two pics from a March 2011 spread in Filter Magazine |
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| Matching again in Rolling Stone |
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| Some cultish photos from the band's website |
They've got T-Pain, too. Matching multiple times in the "I'm on a Boat" vid.
This may go deeper than we realize. Heeb magazine alludes to Beethoven. Was he part of it too?
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