Do these look like matching dudes to you?

Last night I received a late night text from a friend titled "matching dudes!" with this picture attached:

I thought, "These coats look similar, but hold on a minute. Dudes don't wear long North Faces." I realized the coats were hiding girls, who might not be matching at all. Many jealous females have been trying to make it onto the site by sending in pictures that feature questionable matching, and do not involve dudes. Sorry ladies, we appreciate your efforts and enthusiasm, but you just aren't dudes. We might make an exception for bikini pics from spring break, but until then, we need to see some exquisite matching to violate the "dude" part of matching dudes.