Matching dudes!

The Japanese women's soccer team. I'm back bitches

DC Chilling

This picture's kinda unfocused, but that's what you get when you use your flip phone to photograph people's shoes on the Metro.  Weird move?  Yes, but you haven't lived until you've seen an entire family of Arab tourists sporting matching Lacoste velcro sneakers.  Mom, dad, kids, baby in the stroller, the works.  Happy Fourth people.

Brokeback matching dudes

Antcomic.com captioned this photo by saying that the dudes "look like they belong to some weird, middle aged man’s sex club."  I don't have much experience with such organizations, but while they probably use a lot of leather, I doubt many of them feature this much clothing.  These guys are actually members of the band "Grupo Pesado," though, which translates to "Heavy Group."  So anything's possible.

Don't stand so close to me

At first glance, it seems like these matching dudes are standing at the urinals.  Rule number one of pissing next to a dude is to get in and get out as quickly as possible without looking at anything, kind of like the rule for having sex with an ugly girl.  Upon closer examination, I think they're just chilling in a non-bathroom, but it still looks like the dude in the yellow hat is scoping his bro's junk. 

Matching Douches

Even with a receding hairline and 1/2 inch of hair, pudge on the left still managed to get some hair gel in. His head looks like it belongs on a pool table. As for Brock here on the right, he waxed his chest to make sure he gets the best looking 15 year old girl out there. Happy Spring Break, douches. Thanks to www.dudeswearingwhitesunglasses.com for this pic.

Here's to Budweiser and Dunkin' Donuts

Not Labatt Blue and Tim Horton's.  It's always nice to see a team from the good ol' US of A beat the Canadians at their own game, especially when the MVP is an actual American.  Even if the winning team features that dumb lurp Zdeno Chara.  I'm not much for Boston sports these days, but I like horse cops and the French language even less.  Question of the day: do Canadian women shave their body hair?

The 2011 Bruins, matching their way to victory

Silly Canadians

Is Godzilla on the Plane?

Herrrrrroo somebody prease help! Our prane is crashing! Why didn't I just take my honda civic!

I'm surprised this bitch isn't throwing up the peace sign. By the way, why the fuck are there so many Asians on this plane? Must be an anime convention somewhere.

Halloween for the socially inept

We often make fun of random nerds on this site by saying that they belong at Comic Con.  Here are some pictures of actual Comic Con attendees matching each other, and one of Megan Fox displaying both her massive thumbs.  FYI, the next show is July 21-24 in San Diego.  It might be the ideal spot to point out minor plot inconsistencies in Friday's big release, The Green Lantern.  They say there's someone for everyone, and if you know that kind of stuff, your "someone" is probably not at the local bar.  They only leave their apartment to go to the comic book store and bark at passersby.

Honestly, who would dump whom?

Divorce in three, therapy for kids in fifteen

Hey

Better hope she's not into butt play

Fat guy in a matching dude

Look at his jug of juice. it looks rather small, right? Watch out for our new website in the works: Fatpeoplemakingregularobjectslooksmall.com

Matching Du....what?!?

What is that? Is that a dude or a chick? or a heshe? or dudeguy? Whatever it is it's matching. For the meantime, ill go back to listening to Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night." Why do you ask? Because Katy Perry is the tits. 'Nuff said.