These dudes are...not really matching

Over the weekend, one of our viewers sent in the following pic:

Seems to be a case of the ol' "last night i swear i saw matching dudes," which is found to be a common problem amongst our viewers. So, after you wake up naked in front of Jamba Juice saturday morning, double check the pics you send in because these dudes are definitely not matching. Nice try, Ronrico.

Advice: This wedding sucks. I'm matching all the groomsmen. How can I stand out?

With April just around the corner, we're quickly approaching wedding season.  It's a great time for everyone: the bride and groom enter the happiest 18 months of their lives, lots of acquaintances get very drunk on the bride's daddy's dime, and two total strangers inevitably get their jollies in the coatroom.  Sadly, the marrying couple forces their closest friends/siblings to join the "wedding party," and they usually assign this group uniforms.  Learn how to handle this potentially awful situation, after the jump.

Let's hope this wasnt you on spring break

Not the best quality, but Miller restricts video access on their website. God bless the All-American tradition of bootlegging.




Miller Lite knows that dudes do not want to match.  Wearing a Speedo is embarrassing enough; God forbid a Euro-dude has the same one.  Game over.  While we're on the topic of swimwear: ladies, don't forget to send in your matching bikini pics.  I suspect our latest poll will reveal that this is a very popular thing to do, almost as popular as string cheese. Moral of the story: don't wear Speedos when you're not swimming competitively, and whatever you don't match another dude.

MTV clearly does not understand matching dudes

Apparently MTV noticed that matching dudes were out and about before your humble writers even entered college.  It's tough to look at yourself in the mirror and admit that you are less culturally insightful than the network that brought us "16 and Pregnant" and "Tila Tequila."  Fortunately, their analysis of matching dudes is dumber than Carson Daly and  filled with thinly-veiled pitches for MTV programs.

We will refrain from cheap jokes about homosexuality.

I have never heard of Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado before, but apparently they are much cooler than me, as they have have their own TV show and I only have poorly made home videos.  MTV titles the article, "Nothing says 'Bromance' quite like matching outfits."  Really?  The way to show how tight you are with your main bro is to wear the same stuff?  The dude on the left stuffed a whistle in his mouth so we wouldn't scream at his bro for rocking the same shirt.  Put the megaphone down and change your clothes!  Shame on Levis jeans for sponsoring this fiasco.  The article goes on to say, "Something about two Hills dudes in matching refs outfits just SCREAMS one-liner, but -- despite our best efforts -- we're just not sure we've come up with the winning punchline."  Perhaps they should check out this website for some comedic inspiration.  One-liners about matching dudes?  We spit those like...never mind.  Refer to the above caption.

Little Matching Dude Awareness Month (LMDAM) comes to a close

Just look at the oppression. They are terrified and ready to cry.

I apologize for posting such a graphic picture, but it's about time that we become aware. Hopefully we raised some awareness this month. To all those little matching dudes who made it through March, we salute you.

We sent out trophies to these little guys so they could hoist some hardware:

MATCHING DUDES OF THE WEEK: Matching dudes spend a night out on the town

Props to one of our viewers for sending in this little gem of a photo montage:

Matching Dudes go shopping. Excuse me, get caught going shopping. (what losers!)

Matching dudes go chugging.

Matching du...WHOA.

These matching dudes may have had a few too many Red Velvet Martinis.

Mugatu's Mother and Her Twin

Merry Christmas from Dorothy Mugatu and her twin sister Gertrude. These ladies have matched for the past 79 Christmases and wanted to share their favorite shot with us, the yellow caps of '05. Although they now pencil on their eyebrows and often forget to brush, these gals always match with style. What do you expect from the mother of a fashion icon?

Herro Prease,

Bum Fluff

Wot! Check out these matching dudes

My only question is why aren't they both wearing these:

So...uh...is this the first time you've matched? Why don't you show us on camera?

Here's a pic of some matching dudes living it up on spring break.  Yeah, I know, it's pathetic that this is the best photo we could come up with from one of the craziest places in America.  I promise, there were plenty of better ones, but it's hard to walk up to two cute girls in matching bikinis and ask to take a picture without coming off as some sort of low-rent Girls Gone Wild producer.

Matching dudes from across the pond lose their dignity

A solid all-around match. Props to the guy on the right. It's about time that somebody has been disgusted with the fact that he is matching and caught on camera. Dude on the left: wipe that smile off your face, get a step stool and maybe we'll talk.