Matching Gone Global

While I was downing some wine on the beach in Cinque Terre, Italy, I spotted these two broads. This isn't the first time we've encountered grannys matching. Apparently, seniors are getting tired of bingo and testing out new hobbies like:

Matching

and

Cat Hoarding

Give Bruce Pearl his Shorts Back

It's not everyday that you see a Cuban and 1970s porn star matching in business casual beachwear. If you're wondering, the dude on the left is in fact a leg-shaver. He uses Nair for Men because, according to him, "It's a scarless shave!" Due to his dumb drunken smurk, I'm going to guess that he woke up next to a swamp donkey. Hopefully, he was able to answer that troll's riddle and avoid morning sex. On a separate note, yes, that ass clown all the way to the right has half a beard.

Classic matching dudes: the 10 best NBA jerseys throughout history

A sports uniform offers one of the only imaginable excuses for being a matching dude.  As the NBA playoffs really heat up, it seems appropriate to honor some of the greatest jerseys donned by professional basketball teams.  This is just one interpretation; please don't be upset if your team gets snubbed.  Yeah, it was cool that Dennis Johnson led the Sonics to the 1979 title, but Seattle just doesn't rock the coolest threads.  Maybe it's all the rain, or the anachronistic hippie culture.  Anyways, here are ten(ish) jerseys that made dudes proud to be matching, after the jump.

Cross Country sucks

Let's be honest, if you ran cross country in high school, you had no friends. At least the "cool" cross country kids got pissed at their moms for taking pictures.

Is The Lonely Island part of a massive matching dudes conspiracy?

I don't like secret plots.  Dan Brown books freak me out, the Freemasons scare me, and I couldn't sleep for two days after I watched Loose Change.  Sadly, I think I just discovered a new one: there is a treacherous confederacy of matching dudes seeking to change the world, and like Scientology, they're winning celebrity converts.  One of their most influential?  The Lonely Island.  Yes, the hilarious hip-hop comedy troupe behind "Jizz in my Pants" and "I'm on a Boat" is scheming against freedom and individuality everywhere.  They're not subtle either; in almost every photo shoot, they wear the same stuff.  Weird.

 

Check out more photographic evidence, and some videos, after the jump.  It's frightening stuff.

Once again, let's hope the Heat lose

After betraying the Cavs, who will lebron betray next?

America?

Go Bulls.

Twins, Matching, and you ran Cross Country?

I had to room with the one on the left while in London. Let's just say I slept out a lot.

Let's hope the Heat lose

In the spirit of the playoffs, I would like to show you the match that comes to my mind every time I'm forced to watch the Heat play.

Chris "I'm Overrated" Bosh = Avatar

Man's best friend, matching style

Twins are about as close as nature gets to matching dudes, so you'd think they'd try to distinguish themselves as unique individuals.  But I knew these two guys in middle school whose mom would pick them the same outfits every morning.  Talk about oppression of little matching dudes.  The guys in this picture aren't wearing the EXACT same shirt, but it's pretty damn close.  And they're standing in the same pose, holding nearly identical dogs. 

The patterns on their shirts have creepy, almost optical illusion-like effects that really draw you in.  Wait, so that wasn't a Listerine breath strip, bro?

Still wearing jorts

We feature a lot of pictures of dudes in matching shirts, even if the pants aren't exactly the same, because matching shirts are embarrassing enough.  The dudes in this snapshot have the opposite situation, wearing matching "pants," but not shirts.  It would probably be embarrassing even if they weren't matching.

Don't they know that girl pants are for hipsters?

After the jump, check out a link to a funny website that one of our users made us.  It's slightly inappropriate, so we're keeping it off the main page.