Wednesday, May 11, 2011

I was just about to graduate, until I was caught matching a dude in the hall

A pair of our followers from a high school just outside of Philly found themselves matching the other day. They look pissed about it, and with reason, because these matching dudes are both sporting Holy Ghost Prep polos. Nice school spirit boys, didn't your Catholic upbringing teach you anything? After all, the 11th commandment is thou shall not match a dude, unless there's a "sure thing" somewhere in the equation. Let's just hope these boy scouts are both on the school's golf team and had no say in purchasing their shirts.

This is awesome

There's nothing like waking up half-naked in the cat food isle at Wal Mart. As you're being escorted out, you attempt to piece together the puzzle of last night. You begin to realize it hurts to walk. Then you remember being persuaded into getting a 6"x4" ass-tat of your buddy's face last night. Priceless.

This is hilarious. Props to this guy for taking matching dudes to the next level. We salute you, and keep up the good work.

Jello Eggs

are delicious.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Can't stop won't stop

Not satisfied to match in the privacy of their dorm rooms, these matching dudes press onward to an undisclosed location.  Kinda funny-note that the guy nearest the cameraperson showed up in the wrong shirt.  Like Robert Hanssen, or John Walker Lindh.

Too bad we can't find more turncoats who look like Anna Chapman. 
I would match a dude for your love, babe.

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Here's a winner

Finals week sucks. I should be studying but I couldn't let this one slip my mind:


After several winks and a handful of lewd jokes, Santa convinced them they'd be on the naughty list if they didn't slip into this attire.


Saturday, May 7, 2011

Progression of a party

Formals are prime spots for matching dudes because the dress code really restricts your options.  Matching takes various forms and evolves as the night goes on.

 9:47 PM.  Two girls show up to the pregame in the same dress.  They are friends, and clearly thought it just be so "precious."  They are obviously proud of their "accomplishment."

10:20 PM.  Two dudes realize they are matching.  They are embarrassed, but still politely smile for the camera.  Angry that their thunder has been stolen, the matching girls insinuate themselves into the photograph.
10:22 PM.  The matching dudes relent and let the matching girls into the frame.  Isn't it funny that these chicks probably spent weeks picking out the perfect matching outfits, and the dudes are still almost equally as matching, completely by accident?  I guess this is the only good thing about matching: when it happens, you have a pretty easy in with the ladies.  "Hey, whadda you know, my bro and I are matching, you and your friend are matching, we should, like, totally get pizza or, uh, hang out sometime...or whatever."

10:23 PM-3:02 AM.  We have no photographic evidence of this period of time.

3:03 AM.  Two dudes, who are not matching, pass out in matching poses.  Everyone else feels uncomfortable.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

What's going on here?

Due to this week's lack of matching dudes, I decided to pull this gem out of our funbag:

Exactly. Little bobby is shirtless playing the guitar, mom and granny are dancing, and dad decided to pull down his pants again after having too many. Grandpa (not pictured) is shooting up in the bathroom. So matching dude fans, what do you think is going on here? Comments welcome.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

We got him!

Congratulations, boys.  One of the most despicable human beings in history, Osama bin Laden, is officially dead.  And you know, we have our favorite matching dudes (and women) to thank.  Damn proud to be an American.





Comic-Con 2011

Nerds love matching because it usually implies a convention of some sort, be it star trek or dungeons and dragons. Nerds exist covertly within the fabric of society, often choosing to 'nerd it up' in private or in the company of fellow nerds. Not to be mistaken for Geeks, who aspire to become nerds, yet lack the intelligence and end up giving nerds a bad name due to their poor social skills. Is that Zydrunas Ilgauskas' brother back left?