Let's show these matching dudes around

It looks like this pack of uniformed dudes has formed a flying V and is about to storm the gates of the neighboring croquet team's school.  They are even pushing the poor girl in the black off to the side as they quest for their enemies.

Find out who they really are, after the jump.

These guys are angry

One of our goals in creating this site was to show dudes just how stupid they look when matching their friends.  For a while, we were failing miserably: not only were people smiling in their matching dude pictures, sometimes they were matching ON PURPOSE.  Finally, Scoops showed you last week an example of a dude who was infuriated by his friend wearing the same shirt.  Sadly, the friend was sporting a satisfied smirk.  It looks like we're starting to get through to our viewers, though.  Check out this pic:

These guys are so mad that they're matching, from hairdos to beverages, that one is making an obscene gesture to the photographer just for documenting their misfortune.  Matching dudes, this one's all on you.  Did you really think that designer jeans and a black tee would be a fresh look outside Club LaVela?  And to the man or woman behind the camera, thank you recognizing tomfoolery and letting us show them up on the World Wide Web.

Bowser

Bowser [bou-zer] n.

A person who matches their dog.

I feel bad for that bowser over there, someone should get him a chew toy.

Head to the country club with these matching dudes

The guy on the left is definitely asian. Where is the hamburglar?

The Flamingo Flock

So if you're Clark Kent, dudes try to match your style. Clark obviously has 20/20 vision, his only flaw is wearing pink. Kids who can't get girls but think that they have game always wear pink a la guidos and preppy whiteboys. These dudes, including Steven Tyler in the middle, are all virgins, especially the guy in the blue tie who wants to stand out but simply reeks of embarrassment and onions.

O look these drunk matching dudes took another pic after a few Mike's Hards. Does the guy on the right even realize he's matching?

March Matchingness

Matching clothes is one thing, but the hairstyle match, now that's a whole new level of embarrassment. The hairstyle match normally flies under the radar unless the hairdo really stands out. This match normally occurs in the case of gingers or, as we see here, if you rock a goon-indicating, doofy puff on your head. Matt Howard is actually good at something in life and that's the only noticeable difference between these dudes. Someone should do Jack Lee a favor and shave his oversized dome. O and nice smile, who let you leave the house without a helmet?

Butler 63 UConn 61 F...I just don't want Butler to match their tournament fate of 2010.

Matching dudes need to register for "list" before moving to new neighborhood

Does this locale look familiar?  You may have been there when you were five, it's the Toddler Zone at Chuck E. Cheese.  Hint: these dudes are not toddlers.  All they need is some creepy mustaches and they'd get put away for five years.

Recognize the dude on the left?  The lighting's a tad different, but we was wearing the exact same shirt, and standing on the left, in the pic above.  Only difference: completely different night, completely different place.  Doesn't he ever change his shirt?  And how does he find so many dudes wearing the same one?

The Infamous Polo Match

So its every college-age white boy's nightmare. You try to have a casual night out at the bar in a fresh new polo tee and some other dudes are thinking the same thing...o shit you catch yourself matching. The dude on the right is clearly loving the match and should be proded in the butt with a fork for his enthusiasm. The dude in the middle is sweating the situation, drinking a bud light lime, and needs to use one of his clearasil wipes asap. My man on the left, quit faking the smile and lose your tee. A white undershirt is always better than matching.

Time to spice it up

I was brainstorming earlier today and I came up with this:

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Rest your eyes upon these matching dudes

1) They're matching.

2) They're singing.

3) That's embarrasing.

What tune do you think they are singing? "Somewhere over the rainbow" perhaps?