Thursday, October 27, 2011

Once a Matching Dude, always a Matching Dude

Willard (bottom right Matching Dude) has been creepily watching your sister shower for years now. As for the gent on the left, he just doesn't like tomatoes.

Happy Halloween.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Close Encounters of the Matching Dude

After two non-fat, no-whip mochas, this enthusiastic duo hit the tailgates. To their dismay, Greek Salads and Cosmo magazines were hard to find out there.

Nice try, matching dudes.


Tosh is legit, but Kiffin sits to pee. Go Irish

Thursday, October 13, 2011

That Eagle Looks Like A Seagull

American Eagle noun

1. store where people with style shop. Kids who wear sunglasses at night often wear AE and get real giddy about matching other dudes.

Matching Dude 1: Hey bros, great shirt choice tonight! We look awesome together, like a team of super heroes.

Matching Dude 2: It's like I always say...Guys who wear AE make the girls melt. Like me. I get more girls than the stud who wears wal-mart.

Matching Dude 3: Cat piss!

Matching Dudes Circa '84

The fupa on that mom is massive.

On an unrelated note, I'd like to thank Ramos for flooding our site with men's body shaving advertisements.

Lock, Stock, and Two Matching Dudes

You know you really suck when you hit an empty bar and still manage to find a dude wearing the same shirt.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

We're down, but not out.

We will be back posting soon. I think.

In the mean time, ponder about our new up-and-coming website

- Management