Monday, February 28, 2011
We've added something new to the site: after any post, you can click a button to tell us your reaction. Similar to liking something on Facebook, only you're saying whether you consider the picture "nice," "embarrassing," or not matching, and we're not as smart as Mark Zuckerberg. Although "The Matching Dude" would make a killer sequel to "The Social Network." So, check the bottom of every post and give the unfortunate matching dudes your feedback.
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Folks, we've added a new feature to the page: an ongoing photo album of pictures from matching dudes-themed parties. We'll still post the really cool shots on the home page, but this way we can avoid cluttering it while still paying tribute to everyone who comes out to support matching dudes. You can click on the "Theme Parties" tab, or view it here. If you and your friends host a matching dudes party, send us pictures and we'll do our best to add them all in some capacity. Email us at email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org
Here's a sampling of pics from last night. Check out the whole collection here. If you have anything to add to the collection, make sure to send us an email..
Sick flow, mid-calves and lax pinnies elevate these dudes to Matching Bro status
What's wrong with this picture?
1) They're matching
2) They appear to be "bumping and grinding"
3) This is too much for my liking
These matching Asians have pretty sweet suspenders, but isn't one of them a chick?
Posted by Scoops at 1:42 PM
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Friday, February 25, 2011
Last night I received a late night text from a friend titled "matching dudes!" with this picture attached:
I thought, "These coats look similar, but hold on a minute. Dudes don't wear long North Faces." I realized the coats were hiding girls, who might not be matching at all. Many jealous females have been trying to make it onto the site by sending in pictures that feature questionable matching, and do not involve dudes. Sorry ladies, we appreciate your efforts and enthusiasm, but you just aren't dudes. We might make an exception for bikini pics from spring break, but until then, we need to see some exquisite matching to violate the "dude" part of matching dudes.
Yesterday was, supposedly, the "Teal Out Thursday" portion of Sexual Assault Awareness Week at Notre Dame, and everyone was supposed to wear teal shirts. I was handed a free one during a shift at my prestigious job scooping french fries at BK, and given the recent extracurricular adventures of my two favorite football teams, I figured it was time to take a stand. Plus, although most of the matching people would probably be girls, I still might get some bonus pics for the site. Oddly enough, I didn't see a single person wearing the tee until about 4:30. Granted, almost everyone I saw yesterday was wearing a coat, but I thought they'd at least get a little support. Finally, I rolled into Reckers around 1:00 am and found some people in teal. The female employees were not impressed that I had the same shirt as them, but this dude agreed to strike a pose.
I have no idea who he is, but anyone who's against sexual assault and for matching dudes is a friend of mine.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Look at this matching dude on the left. Sheesh. I think it is safe to say he covered the majority of bad trends that are prevalent in today's society.
(in increasing order)
1) scratching the beard pose.
2) popped collar.
3) shutter shades.
4) matching another dude.
Posted by Scoops at 3:52 PM
Here at matching dudes, we are trying to expand to many markets. Specifically, supermarkets. We are developing a tasty food product that will sweep across the nation. What is it you ask?
Lady Gaga Fruit snacks.
Posted by Scoops at 3:31 PM
I wonder how many matching dudes got trampled after this picture. Recognize, on the far left, a friend who had a much smaller butt at the time
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
matching couple route.
It just doesn't hit you the first time you enter the chocolate factory that all of the Oompa Loompas are matching dudes
I couldn't help but notice that in the top row, second from the left, this little dude doesn't match his counterparts (because of his red hair). Poor guy.
While I currently don't have time to throw up our latest matching dudes, I did just have a revelation in class today: dudes running in suits. Keep your eyes open for dudesrunninginsuits.com
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
We could all learn a lesson from this Bahraini
lady about standing up to the matching dudes
WARNING: If you don't match these dudes
in Tunisia, they will throw you on the ground
Whose side are the matching dudes on in Egypt? It's getting hard to tell.